Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
I’m a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me– Jehan Prouvaire (via nerdishparadise)
whorville: Use proper table etiquette while you eat me out
I could start fires with what I feel for you.– Fires, David Ramirez (via rainydaysandblankets)